| coolrunnin | Donations pay for the servers so everyone can play |
| LU | hi guys, what are the donations for? |
| Guerrilla | http://www.baconsalt.com/ for those that wondered "what is guerrilla talkingabout, and why do his lips taste like bacon?" |
| kamikazzii | you can have XP run his guid to see what he's been doing. |
| Guerrilla | oh that may explain it then. |
| kamikazzii | I think he was Player 1 as well |
| Paradox | Is he the one going by the name Prophet now?? |
| awolf115 | Has anyone seen INFIDEL? Hope he didn't freeze to death... |
| Guerrilla | want a hug? this zoo is always open, so long as you have the all day pass |
| iv1 | meh women be trifilin.. fucking stupid shit. good thing i have u guyz |
| Guerrilla | sorry captn, but every girl has a picture of the zoo in their room ;P |
| Cptcantshoot | me??? |
| Wildkatz69 | Pfft dog if i was gonna have a poster of someone here it would be............ gotta think....... ...still thinking......oh i know but wont say..(not you dog) |
| Guerrilla | uh, actually dog, that was my room >.> i secretly want to be yur bitch. Get it? Be your "bitch?" hahaha haha ha.. ha.. oh why do i bother |
| sleepingdog | Kat, don't even act like you don't have poster of me taped to the ceiling above your bed! |
| Vash | oh man!! Dod...or any dog for that matter LOL...=p |
| Wildkatz69 | lol starring DOG in his Thong----gag gag gag ---needless to say its a comedy club!! cause something like that is funny as hell |
| sleepingdog | All the meetings are held at titty bars. |
| Paradox | Sure, hot chocolate in the winter too. mmmmmm |
| Guerrilla | sweet deal. they serve coffee at the meetings right? |
| Paradox | You just figuring that out? Ill get you your membership card to Forum Whores Anonymous. Dog is the founder and President. You and I can be co-VPS |
| Guerrilla | oh wow i really am a forum whore :/ |
| Crasher | Got it, thanks...xlrstats that is. |
| Guerrilla | build me up, buttercup |
| xPlozion | you have to !register first, then to view your stats, type !xlrstats :) |
| sleepingdog | in CHAT while in game |
| sleepingdog | !register |
| Crasher | How do you register for xlrstats? |
| xPlozion | stats and echelon won't be working for a few days possibly. old db host was creating bottleneck. running local now |
| Guerrilla | although now im #1 :P suckas hahaha |
| Guerrilla | lol i was just messing. I know im not nearly as skilled as many of the esaw players. its too early to tell the actual numbers |
| kamikazzii | Surprise, Surprise, Surprise http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6_1Pw1xm9U |
| kamikazzii | Dang it Gomer Pyle... I mean suprised |
| kamikazzii | dog, I'm surprised you still have both arms and are not in jail. |
| sleepingdog | Yeah bitch, get to downloading! |
| Smiths_evil_twin | hey wrek im at work but can u download a torrent for me of a program? its called kronos time sheets its a work schedule thingy...if ya can call me before u do...i would appericate it...thnkx |
| Paradox | lol yea me too the damn G36....I still have about 100 to get with the damn thing... |
| kamikazzii | And I have to work on head shots. |
| kamikazzii | Zoo is Guerrilla |
| waysa | We channeled the spirit of ODB |
| Chaos | Who is ESAW Zoo? |
| Paradox | Eh the stats are too early to tell so calm youre epeens boys...lol |
| xPlozion | oh guerilla, but i've got a much better ratio. and yes, the front page was me. |
| Guerrilla | also stats is nice. and apparently, i have more skill than everyone except iv :P see stats for more info |
| Guerrilla | Diggin the homepage. Looks nice with the new stuff. well done (XP i assume?) |
| Wildkatz69 | lol Yeah I have my own litte room to, just one thing cant keep it on at night because of fans---what i hate is when they come into my own little space...lol |
| Crasher | Hiya Katz! Been busy...i've been kicked down to the basement with my little office setup. That Haf 922 with all those fans is like a vacuum machine. Also got a G13 gamepad and can't seem to remember my key mappings...old age, ugh! |
| Wildkatz69 | HI ya Crasher!!! |
| AchtungHobo | I don't even really care about the game. Just want to see what it looks like and if Cryptic f'ed it up like usual |
| Guerrilla | lol hobo |
| AchtungHobo | Been downloading the stupid beta for Star Trek Online all day. Killing my ping in COD |
| xPlozion | lol, it's controlled by xfire |
| kamikazzii | OK, how do you update the gaming rig. I've been looking everywhere. |
| xPlozion | kami, don't worry about those stats.. they're gonna be replaced with xlrstats soon :) |
| kamikazzii | Player stats shows I last played on 12/9/09. The site shows it was updated today. What' gives? |
| Guerrilla | lmfao kat. ugh its friday already? hello 13 hour work day... :( |
| Paradox | YAY Friday! |
| Wildkatz69 | hey hey Beefy!!!! how ya doing buddy!!! |
| Wildkatz69 | thats right YOUR SAUSAGE...... |
| Wildkatz69 | Both mmmm sounds so YUMMY...... oh wait --what was we talking about again?? my mind went else where |
| Guerrilla | haha Hey if you're lucky, maybe you'll get both ;) Might be (probably will be) in the area end of march. |
| Vai | National Champions yes. |
| Vai | Roll Tide 37 to 21 woot |
| Wildkatz69 | lol suprise me.....hahaha |
| Vai | Watching the Game tonight... Hope Alabama kicks Texas off in the Nads... Roll Freaking Tide Baby. |
| Paradox | oh oh *ducks for cover* |
| kamikazzii | Did Guerrilla just make a pass at you Kat. Kind hard to tell :0 |
| Guerrilla | nah, whenever i use the mic my fingers get jealous, and i start typing anyway. They arent ready to end this relationship ive developed with them. And kat, you're gonna love my meatballs... and pasta ;P or do you prefer suasage... and peppers? |
| Wildkatz69 | only thing i will regret or he will regret is if i never get my Italian dinner he owes me |
| Paradox | Of course we may regret that.... |
| Guerrilla | success! ye olde mic works! and you hear me. Tis a good time inded. Ill get a better mic soon, but at least i can be heard |
| Guerrilla | lol i offered 20 bucks for his gamecon lmao but i actually got fed up with the mic i bought/ exchanged for a dif one, and remembered i have a mic for my audio recorder. Trying it now. It works. whether you all can hear me or not, idk yet. bout to find out |
| Cptcantshoot | should've taken the gamecon's |
| Cptcantshoot | see, you take the easy way out, and it costs you more... |
| Cptcantshoot | some folks are a glutin for punishment |
| xPlozion | if u would have taken my gamecom777, there wouldn't have been any problems |
| Vash | some mics are easy others a a pain...just throw it against the wall and then try it LOL |
| Paradox | Double fail....lets hope its not a triple play |
| Guerrilla | oh it gets even more fail... My laptop isnt even reading that i plugged in a usb device. exchanged that one and now this crapola... ugh... why god? why do you hate me so? |
| Paradox | FAIL |
| Guerrilla | God dangit! The usb connector is cracked.... ugh Ill be back... |
| Guerrilla | mic test in a min. |
| sleepingdog | get a mic and you won't miss hte party. |
| Guerrilla | lmfao xp this is so me |
| Guerrilla | Aight lets get this party star.... WTF where is everyone? Aw dangit missed the party again! |
| Vash | night kiddos...little Vash needs some sleep |
| xPlozion | guerilla: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/search/?q=mr+stabby |
| Paradox | Guerrila, then Ill cya another time, I will hopefully be watchin my eyelids in a dark room then |
| Paradox | Yeah IV your status as Master Nerd has dimminished in our eyes. |
| Guerrilla | well, thats lame iv. My respect for you has dropped significantly. Oh btw, Im not gonna be on til like 3am when i get out of work. >.> |
| iv1 | cant load forums on my phone for some reason.. wont be on today. |
| Guerrilla | lol cheetah |
| Cheetah | I have to be CLEANED?! Am I "dirty"?! I think NOT! :P |
| Chaos | Not booted cheets just not active so the roster was cleaned up. You were MIA forever bizzo! WB |
| Guerrilla | tsk tsk tsk. Quit your jobs. Seclude yourself from the world. Play more cod. |
| Ron | so i went to go play mw and found my game is uninstalled :( i'll reinstall it as soon as I install windows 7 whenever that might be |
| Cheetah | busy busy! lots of work, lots of weekends away... and yes, i'll admit it, lots of MW2... but a lot of family stuff has come up too so I haven't really been able to play EITHER too much :( blagghghgh |
| kamikazzii | where have you been? |
| Cheetah | :( fail me - i've been booted - sorry i haven't been around - but i'll be back to play - it was good while it lasted - thanks guys |
| xPlozion | huh? fail kami... |
| kamikazzii | XP, I heard u need 2 get your ping up? Hang on... that's what she said ;) |
| xPlozion | get on vent u fag, it's been a while... i need someone to vent my frustration w/ :) |
| Paradox | Yea but Welcome Back! |
| Chaos | im gone for a few and miss all the good stuff!!! |
| iv1 | it's been deleted. Not a topic for discussion. |
| coolrunnin | not sure didnt see it |
| kamikazzii | What happened to the IV post from last night about Savage |
| sleepingdog | I can honestly say i do not plan on going to the website |
| Guerrilla | lol i fail. or shout box is too limited. idk ill out it in forum. too tired. |
| Guerrilla | here dog, in case you didnt look it up. WARNING! Adult content. So you youngins may wanna close your eyes. http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/194396/930771.png&imgrefurl=http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictu |
| Guerrilla | yea, look up the Hardon, not hadron. some funny images |
| waysa | "Hadron" however, I suspect you knew that? |
| Guerrilla | lmao dog, You ever see the 'large "Hardon" collider'? do look it up. i think you'll appreciate it. |
| sleepingdog | well, as long as the guys you work with don't cross the streams, everyone should be okay. |
| Guerrilla | The dark deed is done. Guerrilla has applied to ESAW. Also look below. Tis a good day. |
| Guerrilla | lol nah I dont mind working (ok thats a lie, but go with it) just annoying that they jumped back and forth |
| iv1 | I wouldnt have even answered the first time they called. Let them leave a voice mail hoping u'll respond and then dont xD |
| Guerrilla | haha i just might have to do that |
| Crawlndog | Hey Guerrilla, call them up and tell them your coming to work, then call them back and tell them u changed your mind.....see how they like it. lol |
| Guerrilla | so work calls me on my last day of vacation 'can u work' im likie fine. they call back 20 min later, saying they dont need me. w/e. about 30 min after, they say they need me. Now they called again and said they dont. Fack a Dack |
| Wildkatz69 | good Job IV----feels good helping out the team dont it!!! |
| iv1 | check out my first donation... woot |
| xPlozion | rofl, haven't booted into it for over a year, over 4gb of updates... |
| xPlozion | oh joy, i think my raid array died... :( ps, site looks great in linux :) |
| Vash | WooT have not seen you in a while Vai...come back hehe |
| Vai | Riding.... lol dislexic fingers |
| Vai | Rifing to Columbus GA to pick up my Kid today. Be Back on line tomorrow. |
| lol i kinda figgered that when i had yesterdays cold spicy bufflo wings for brunch | |
| iv1 | infidel. your turning into a typical american xD |
| not me i had a can of bud for breakfast | |
| AchtungHobo | Happy New Year all |
| Vash | long night?? |
| Wildkatz69 | not me I am feelng great today----ready to start again |
| Paradox | Im not hungover, but I am kinda tired today |
| Guerrilla | so... whos hung over? |
| Mark | Happy New Year EveryOne |
| Cptcantshoot | happy New year esaw, may your year be riddled with lots o bullets.... |
| awolf115 | HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE |
| Vash | happy new yer all =D |
| xPlozion | happy new year -.- |
| Guerrilla | ahaha tinker toys and linoln logs were the shit aswell! loved those things. had that massive 480 piece log set. was the best lol |
| Crasher | Have a Happy New Year folks! |
| Chaos | happy new years fuckers!!! |
| Happy New Years and dont forget to text while drink drivin! | |
| iv1 | I had lincoln logs too. but that was when i used duplo's. When i got legos i didnt use the lincoln logs anymore. I also had some tinker toys. Either way.. Happy Fucking new year. Be safe. |
| Guerrilla | good call kami. I have my designated driver ready, so i can party ;D |
| kamikazzii | Call a taxi, friend, or loved one tonight. I expect to see you all here this weekend. |
| kamikazzii | When Kat says she loves us all she really means she loves Kami! LOL |
| Wildkatz69 | awww i love you all too...Happy New Years everyone |
| lenny1 | Happy new year! may not see me for couple days computer is going wacky on me.. |
| Guerrilla | lol i love you guys. happy new year |
| Paradox | muhahahaha |
| kamikazzii | Oh, just great.. You couldn't take the hint... ;) |
| Paradox | Hell yeah Im back bitches!!!! Can log in now... corrupt windows install defeated! |
| kamikazzii | When I was young skate boards were made out of wood with steel wheels |
| waysa | pshaw, when I was young, my only toy was a steel hoop that I pushed down the road with a stick A STICK FFS! |
| Chaos | dont forget the lego bar too ya Billy! |
| sleepingdog | I had lincoln logs AND legos...and construx. My friend had a lego city in his room. complet with whore house. |
| kamikazzii | LOL! When I was growing up we didn't have legos. We had lincoln logs. LOL! |
| iv1 | legeos were cool shit. i once built a 6' tower with bases for planes and shit. I wish i had a pictures of my lego conquests. |
| Paradox | Is there anyone that didnt have legos? They were cool shit when I was a kid. |
| Guerrilla | legos ftw. used to have duffle bags full of em. man i miss those. |
| Chaos | No jail just been busy as shit with my son and legos |
| Wildkatz69 | what Chaos talk alot--pfft never more like bitch alot ---haha just joking buddy--btw how was Jail since you've been gone for so long--looking over ur shoulder much? |
| Chaos | I like to talk alot what can I say!!! LOL |
| Wildkatz69 | yeah but i be dog still catches him |
| iv1 | chaos fudged the post count |
| Guerrilla | holy crapola as of 4:46am EST on dec 30th 2009, chaos has 1000055 posts. Good god. |
| sleepingdog | a friend of mine lost over $200 on KKKK to AAAA on the river |
| sleepingdog | My brother and i have been playing Ultimate Bet for a while now.. We used to play PokerStars but they are so full of shit it's unreal |
| xPlozion | pokerstars is the closest i'll ever get |
| sleepingdog | I love poker |
| xPlozion | no alcohol or anything like that :) |
| kamikazzii | I have an addictive personality as well. that is why I stay away from that stuff. I do have issues but don't everyone? |
| Paradox | Same here Kami, never smoked so much as a ciggy and Im happy I never started. Besides I have way to much of an addictive personality for that stuff. Gambling could even be dangerous if I started...lol |
| hats off to ya mate, most ppl have at least 1 vice. I got many and proud of it! | |
| kamikazzii | drug free and proud of it. I never been high or drunk. That's what happens when you work out 3 times a week for 10 years |
| lol i bet you got them saggy man boobs from over usin steroids | |
| kamikazzii | use to run a 4.4 40 in high school but can't now. Still fast though. |
| kamikazzii | no, that would be just wrong. I did bench 305 last summer, broke my elbow and am getting back into the swing of things. up to 265 now. |
| waysa | Kami, do you also date supermodels, have a400 room mantion and a yacht? |
| Wildkatz69 | wow Kami----i want pics to see that....hehe |
| kamikazzii | I just turned 45, can bench press 300lbs, out run the young guys in basketball, and break someones arm if necessary. I'm in better shape now than most 20 year olds. |
| Wildkatz69 | Hi Beefy!! |
| Paradox | Age is a state of mind and it is relative Waysa. I am old compared to a 15 year old, but I am young compared to an 80 year old. |
| waysa | Paradox, only old people say that, (and I am an old guy) |
| Paradox | Age and Wisdom before Youth and Ignorance |
| Wildkatz69 | what do you mean "they" ur the only one that does IV. |
| iv1 | figures you dont think your own shit stinks.. There IS a reason why they call you old farts... hahaha |
| kamikazzii | dog, you are a man right? we all fart. the older you get the more frequent you fart. Of course, mine don't stink. |
| Wildkatz69 | smell ya from here---gag gag gag You need Beano and some Major Help Doggie Dog... |
| sleepingdog | How did you know I farted? |
| kamikazzii | dang, what kind of hours does Wreck work? |
| waysa | dogfarts |
| Wildkatz69 | lol and so are you Young kids---u r all weirdos... :P us old folks know how to party and party right!!! right Capt and Wreck! |
| kamikazzii | and someone holding the hang ten sign with his toung handing out is not wierd?? |
| iv1 | you old people are wierd... |
| Wildkatz69 | mmm Capt sounds like fun |
| Cptcantshoot | WooooooooHoooooooooooooo |
| Wildkatz69 | ok capt---Ill give ya a break.... well have a few together... :) |
